You might be in Spanish language school if...

• you can't speak English or Spanish well
• you conjugate Spanish verbs in your sleep
• 5am is a late wake-up call and bedtime is your favorite time of day
• when listening to the radio you think a song is in English and then realize it's in Spanish
• almost everything in your house is labeled with the Spanish word - who says you can't memorize vocab in the shower!?!
• your favorite study chair has a permanent butt mark
• you find yourself deep-breathing over disordered flash-cards
• you start a question to your child in English and finish it in Spanish...and then they answer you...all in Spanish  
• family inside jokes are now in Spanish 
• your new shower-song is a Spanish ballad
• you pray more than ever